How I Keep My House Clean

People always ask me how I keep my house so neat and tidy.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Of course they don’t.

I have two young children and a dog.

How do I keep my house clean?

I don’t.*

Even the dog is thinking wtf?!

*just to clarify that we don’t live like complete tramps, I do throw bleach at the toilets every couple of days and whizz round with the baby wipes bi-weekly. And then husband usually steps in to do a proper clean every weekend to avoid us living in squalor.

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9 Comments

  1. I wish Misery Guts stepped in to do a proper clean! I have a disclaimer in the hall that reads 'excuse the mess, the children are making memories'! #fartglitter

  2. I feel your pain! Seriously though, it doesn't look that bad from the photo. I have written so many posts on this problem – still looking for an answer (sad face). #fartglitter

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